Flashfire
aka weenie roast, fast flames
pyro, the original "delulu is the solulu" tiktok girlie
Canon
Game
- Pyro's opinion of Scout is something along the lines of "mmph hudda hudda"
- Scout... stuff he says about Pyro lowkey makes my jaw drop. In a bad way. Maybe I'm taking it too seriously but some of Scout's lines in general just sound really, genuinely mean spirited. Then again, this is the "throw bodily fluids at each other" game so who cares.
oh hey wow they're bonding
Official Sfms
- In "Meet The Pyro", the titular beastie was happy enough "playing" with that fucked up looking baby BLU Scout thing, but I'm convinced they're self aware about Pyroland so ehhhh who's to say really. Meanwhile, RED Scout was AFRAID, and even called Pyro a freak. Rip.
- In "Expiration Date", Pyro was happy enough to assist with the "get Scout a date with a certified lesbian" thing. Look at them, they're helping!
py's face isn't clearly in frame for the entire scene!! ridiculous.
Comics
- THEY FOUGHT BEARS!! With Soldier. It was great honestly.
- ...actually no that seems to be like their only interaction. Zamn
- Other than Pyro trying to... bury Scout? Not sure what they're doing but I support it.
- At least by this point in the timeline Scout no longer fears Pyro!
i love soldier casually ignoring this
Why
- Once again, Scout's marketable twinkishness leads to the insistence on fevridly shipping him with everyone.
- Also, Pyro and Scout are both two of the ...less mature ones on the team. I say "Less Mature" because Pyro could be any age really. Still, it seems they'd mesh well if they got past their canon antagonism.
the golden timeline
Dynamic
- The two silliest guys (/gn) you've ever met combining their powers into something so silly it may possibly prove fatal. And of course, the usual fandom-approved dose of "daddy doesn't approve" gets thrown in on occassion.
- As with most Pyro ships, there's a tiny percentage of people who turn it into the most disturbing thing you've seen in your life!! The usual Scout woobification only serves to fuel this. What a world.
g g ender
Content
behold